Monday, August 4, 2008

The Equitable Fan's Guide to Fashion

Do you find yourself staring at your closet and realizing that you arsenal of Sharks clothing is lacking? Do you feel that a jersey, t-shirt, sweatshirt, sweat pants, shorts, socks, turtleneck, hoodie, zip up hoodie car flags, scarf, gloves, seasonal santa hat, beanie, ballcap, backpack, sharkie key chain and purse are not enough? Does your head feel improperly adorned despite the many and varied head ware options you possess? Have those glittery bobble antenna you dyed teal lost their appeal? Then allow me to introduce you to two objects which may complete your chomp ridden collection:

This little beauty is a must for those who want to mix their hockey experience with one part horror, one part hilariousness, and three parts awesome. In this hat it's obvious that you take your fandom seriously.

This hat is for those who would like to mix a warm head with supreme cuteness. Rock this hat and you'll be sure to get a few squees of joy from your fellow fans. Wear it skiing or snowboarding and you'll be bound to attract a snow bound Sharks fan or two.

Either of this two fashionable numbers will add variety and spice to your team themed wardrobe and make you the envy of all your friends.

Disclaimer: The above listed hats, while cool, may cause mocking, laughing, pointing, cat calling, name calling and flash photography when worn amongst the general populace.

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