It Might Haunt Your Dreams

My entry for Puck Daddy's Bettman as a hero contest is below. After some thought, I came to the conclusion that if Gary Bettman were a superhero the city he kept safe would have a problem with goblins. They'd be the equivalent of mice in this town. Mice with horns and pointy teeth. Scary.
Bettman in spandex?





Not as bad as you might think. Apparently, he works out.