So I had a comic I was planning to post, but it turned out terribly. Until I have confirmation of its suckage or lack thereof It totally sucks; I'm posting this gem instead. It's a few years old but still hilarious.
Edited: THIS JUST IN! Thornton's teeth have been found. We repeat, Joe Thornton's teeth have been found. Question 10 has the scoop.
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